GROOMING IS MANLY I TELL YOU!
Those are extremely flammable jugs of kerosene balancing the weight of the mirror! Don't make me prove it!
Yeah, it's a Sunday morning ritual. It takes about an hour. I would never admit eyebrows are involved. Sometimes I think I'm the only one who cares if I am well-groomed, and sometimes I think that's okay.
But I do know one thing - no one was ever meant to see their own face at eight times magnification.
Those are extremely flammable jugs of kerosene balancing the weight of the mirror! Don't make me prove it!
Yeah, it's a Sunday morning ritual. It takes about an hour. I would never admit eyebrows are involved. Sometimes I think I'm the only one who cares if I am well-groomed, and sometimes I think that's okay.
But I do know one thing - no one was ever meant to see their own face at eight times magnification.
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