I'd like to thank the Jedi Academy

It's finally happened. I didn't ask for this, all right? I didn't even think about it. Well, I did think about it a little bit. I guess in the end it's all my fault.

There was no ceremony, no crowds, red carpet, cheering or jeering. When I left the house this morning, the mantel was bare except for some dust bunnies and a broken rubber band...And an ominous dark glow, as from a teeny black hole.

When I got home, IT had fully manifested itself. It was even thoroughly dusty and green around the edges.

Yes, I've received the uncoveted, unsought, unwanted Decently Adequate Blogging award. The little engraving reads "That's quite enough out of you, thank you very much". It's a cursed brass relic - if you try to give it away or trash it, it reappears on your mantel the very next day. Until you forget about it, when it finds its next victim. I hope it's you.