Monday, February 27, 2006

Really Real Conspiracy Theories

The CIA totally stole my short term memory.
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That guy that almost ran me over with a bicycle as I was just about to ask Rachel Viancotti to the prom – that was myself from the future – and it’s a good thing because she killed her date that night with a fillet knife. Unless that was me too. (Eyes wide)
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The CIA totally stole my short term memory.
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I once found my picture on a milk carton, but decided it was better that I not get involved. Okay, more involved. All right I admit that one’s not a theory, it’s a sad fact of life.
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The CIA totally stole my short term memory.
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Boris Yeltsin was directly responsible for the untimely cancellation of Darkwing Duck, and I still have the audio tapes to prove it. Don’t even try it Boris, they’re in a very very safe place.
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The CIA totally stole my short term memory.

2 comments:

  1. Sorry. I was about to comment, but totally forgot what your post was about.

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  2. I love Darkwing Duck. You shall pay, Boris, Oh yes, you shall pay.

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