"Ugh! Did you just drink out of the Listerine bottle?"
(Swishing Listerine, can't talk) - eyes communicate doubtful look.
"Well obviously not drink. Drink was the wrong word."
(Swishing Listerine, can't talk) - Nod agreeably.
"You know, the cap is like a little cup, so you don't have to drink - er, sip from the bottle itself."
(Swishing Listerine, can't talk) - Focus all willpower to carefully avoid rolling eyes.
"You're thinking that being Listerine, it's a self-cleaning bottle."
(Swishing Listerine, can't talk) - Grin slightly, dribbling Listerine down chin and onto shirt....Dammit!
That's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI'd actually be thinking about how drinking from the cap is just the same as drinking from the bottle anyway.
Craig is right, since the cap ends up back on the bottle anyway.
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ReplyDeleteewww . . . listerine is nasty--try vanilla bean coffee . . .
ReplyDeleteAnd the mouthwash bottle is definately self-cleaning.
ReplyDeleteApparently, that goes for Nyquil as well. I guess my husband has a measuring cup for a mouth.
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