Friday, September 01, 2006

A boy can dream

I want to be Invisible Lizard when I grow up.
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4 comments:

  1. Very ambitious of you.

    Plus, he does first class, which I've decided if you can't fly Song, is the only way I'll go. FYI

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  2. The formula is simple. First, jumble your brain waves by listening to alternating tracks of classic jazz and heavy electronica (start with a Miles Davis + Fatboy Slim shake and chase it back with a Charles Mingus + Chemical Brothers smoothie). After five or six years of that, give me a call and we'll graduate you to level 2 Lizardness, in which you will discover the consequences of the gratuitous Reeses Peanut Butter Cup. Very few make it to level three.

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  3. I'de rather be the hot babe in the seat, just so I could splash a bit of tonic on drunk dude.

    Thanks for the read!

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