The formula is simple. First, jumble your brain waves by listening to alternating tracks of classic jazz and heavy electronica (start with a Miles Davis + Fatboy Slim shake and chase it back with a Charles Mingus + Chemical Brothers smoothie). After five or six years of that, give me a call and we'll graduate you to level 2 Lizardness, in which you will discover the consequences of the gratuitous Reeses Peanut Butter Cup. Very few make it to level three.
Very ambitious of you.
ReplyDeletePlus, he does first class, which I've decided if you can't fly Song, is the only way I'll go. FYI
The formula is simple. First, jumble your brain waves by listening to alternating tracks of classic jazz and heavy electronica (start with a Miles Davis + Fatboy Slim shake and chase it back with a Charles Mingus + Chemical Brothers smoothie). After five or six years of that, give me a call and we'll graduate you to level 2 Lizardness, in which you will discover the consequences of the gratuitous Reeses Peanut Butter Cup. Very few make it to level three.
ReplyDeleteI'de rather be the hot babe in the seat, just so I could splash a bit of tonic on drunk dude.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the read!
Who doesn't?
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