Me: Dude. Did the cat just say "Where's Mama?"
Me: Of course not. Don't be silly. All she says is 'Meow'.
Me: It sounded exactly like "Where's Mama?"!!
Me: Yeah, ok, whatever.
Cat: Where's Mama?
Me: Did you hear tha-
Me: Fuck! No. No I did not. Just turn up the music, ok?
Me: Of course not. Don't be silly. All she says is 'Meow'.
Me: It sounded exactly like "Where's Mama?"!!
Me: Yeah, ok, whatever.
Cat: Where's Mama?
Me: Did you hear tha-
Me: Fuck! No. No I did not. Just turn up the music, ok?
I have a friend whose cat, when ill, says "Me-ow". It doesn't meow, it says "Me-ow". It's about the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
ReplyDeleteThe way I see it you have three choices. 1. Talk to a psychiatrist about the possibility of schizophrenia and other similar illnesses. 2. Find a priest willing to do exorcisms. 3. Well...let's just say it isn't pretty and it involves a stake and a heart.
ReplyDeleteI'd look into #1 first.
I wouldn't worry too much...Padme walks around the house and night yelling "Hello? Hello?"
ReplyDeleteDo a search on Youtube for 'talking cats' if you wanna put your mind at rest.
(WOOT! I can post comments as myself again!)
Or,
ReplyDelete#4 Join the circus?