-In the right mood, I would kill for a blueberry muffin.
-Cute is a drug and daddy needs a dime bag
-The speed limit is your friend. Your friend who never calls unless he needs something. Asshole.
-Fun Fun Happy Good News Time of Much Joy and Celebration, Skipping, Dancing, and Puppies for All
-Time to grow up
-Bwa ha ha ha! I'm back, bitches!
-I'll give you three plastic for one adamantium...
-NaNoWriMo Contestant Slays Family, Gets 1000 Words Out Of It
-And then she bit my toe
-Like a lone chocolate on white china
-Caffeine is SO a vitamin!
-A curry in every pot!
-It's funny cause it's wrong
-New! Now 50% More Better!
-"You are some kind of genius." Blandwagon
-New! Blandwagon Approved!*
-real and full of juice
-a strict routine of chicken and waffles
-subterfuge and persuasive chicanery
-oblique snubs and poisonous courtesy
-Wanting of tact and wasting of space
-high on the nog
-I never promised you a rose garden
-for reals
-closed due to sinkhole
-bathrooms - vending - nighttime security
-egg rolls are back!
-bad! no tickle for you!
thanks for always being so incredibly thoughtful and taking the initive--i can always sit back and rely on your cleverness
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