1...Build ark
2...Gather 2 of each animal
3...Collect dung
4...Get permit for dung
5...Collect more dung
6...Make fertilizer from dung
7...Rent U-Cart from Abel
8...Blow up dam
9...Mysterious flood kills neighbors
10. .Take over prime real estate
11. .Write memoirs, leave out 'dung' part
Ha! Now that's looking at Bible stories with a critical eye.
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