Wednesday's Con - For Entertainment Only!

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Have you ever heard a commercial like this one?

"Are you getting monthly payments from a Structured Settlement? Call us at Bobson, Johnson, Larryson and Butterscotchfordson we can hook you up with real cash, not that laughable stipend the insurance company is feeding you like little droplets from a hamster water bottle."

Structured Settlements - let's see what Wikipedia has to say...
And what does a random law site have to say...?

Interesting.

So why don't I devise a deal with my pal... mmm... Unseeable Reptile LLC. Yes, excellent. Let's forge some documents. Good, good. Sign here - no, not your real name!

Great! Now Unseeable Reptile LLC owes me... er... ummm... 3 million dollars, (yes, that's the ticket) but they're paying it out in $3000 a month portions. I tell Bobson, Johnson, Larryson and Butterscotchfordson I want 2 million now so I can buy a tiny, drafty, decrepit cottage in Los Angeles. Bobson, Johnson, Larryson and Butterscotchfordson contact Unseeable Reptile LLC to pursue the action of getting themselves a sizable commission.

After a mountain of paperwork, Unseeable Reptile LLC is paying Bobson, Johnson, Larryson and Butterscotchfordson $3000 a month, and Unseeable Reptile LLC and I are spitting the $2 million. A few weeks later, Unseeable Reptile LLC goes out of business.

Aw shucks, Bobson, Johnson, Larryson and Butterscotchfordson!
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