I'm doing what I can to get in shape!
I've been avoiding the Food Network.
I showed up at SQMojo's blog the other day,
ready to enjoy the quality humor...
And Pow! I'm assailed by culinary sensations.
The sad thing is, I underbaked the tater tots.
They were done, but not crispy. Ugh.
Now I have to buy / ingest / exercise all over again.
:o)
It's good that you underbaked the tater tots; one needs to think of tater tots as mushy nasty in order to reject them completely from one's thoughts and life . . .
ReplyDeletenirvana cannot be reached through tater tots alone.
I've reconsidered the political message of _Napoleon Dynamite_ and now I appreciate the insight the director has offered unto the world . . .
I must admit, when walking through the isles of my own local health food store yesterday, I continually asked myself: "What am I doing here? Am I here for the neat little shopping bag that shows everyone in the plaza what I (aspire) to eat?"
In my heart of hearts I knew I wanted Funyuns and Mt. Dew. Why must I continue to reject my sole heart's needs and desires? Why cannot I not find the courage to simply be who I am?
Down with the system.
My comment was lonely.
ReplyDeleteAnd I want you to have more hits.
ReplyDeleteCause you really are a nice guy--
ReplyDeleteand your hit count should reflect all of those lazy ass peoples who don't comment--
ReplyDeleteand i am really getting super hunger--which has nothing to do with tater tots
ReplyDeletebut everything to do with Cheezits--
ReplyDeleteand diet cola--
ReplyDeleteand grading blue books cause my b*tchy students are ficken emailing me
ReplyDeletesaying--hey--whine whine--where's my test grade?
ReplyDeletewhich makes me want to just give them big fat
ReplyDelete100s.
ReplyDeletewhich is a secret plan i am really really contemplating
ReplyDeletegotta go--but hope you and yours have a great day.
ReplyDeletewell, this is the first piece of evidence that i found. if you examine the reflection found on the countertop--much like in _Blade Runner_--you will find further evidence . . .
ReplyDeletei am so pathetically BORED! i can't go on. i don't want to go home. restless, bored, and under paid.
now you have 15--16 comments.
ReplyDeletei hope i'm not crazy!!??
ReplyDeletegreat. thanks for planting that in my head.
what does crazy look like??
Crazy looks like a mischievous blonde.
ReplyDeleteIt's cool that you want me to have more comments, but if they're all from you, I still have only 1 reader.
ReplyDeleteI'm fine with that though. Building up at one quality reader/commenter at a time is fine, I'm patient.