A waif-sheik 15-year-old girl walks into the living room where her Dad is toying with his electronic toys.
Girl: Dad... I need 80 bucks.
Dad: Huh? What for?
Girl: (reluctantly) Smack.
Dad: What?
Girl: Aunt Hazel? Noise? Black Tootsie Roll?
Dad: What?
Girl: Fuck, Dad! Heroin. Did you grow up in a convent?
Dad: You're doing Heroin?
Girl: You don't think I stay this thin by exercising, do you? Jeez!
Dad: Are your friends doing it?
Girl: Everybody's doing it.
Dad: Who's you're dealer?
Girl: Like you care.
Dad: I care.
Girl: Frankie at school.
Dad: Frankie? You've been giving your money to that no good Wrestling Team dropout?
Girl: (rolls eyes - I've given him more than my money...)
Dad: Look, you tell your friends to forget Frankie. (he pulls out a baggie) Here's a few grams to get you started. No charge. You tell your friends to come to me from now on - or Frankie's gonna end up in jail. He'll end up in jail if he's lucky. Got me?
Girl: Yeah... (backs away, clutching baggie)
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Go ask your Mother...
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You are a sick bastard. I of course mean that as a compliment.
ReplyDeleteLOL- and you said I have a darker side than you had imagined?
ReplyDeleteGeeze....I think I have to concur with Kato- on both counts.
;-)
What I want to know is...
ReplyDeleteWhere the bloody hell did that come from???
it's a spoof of an Ameritrade commercial.
ReplyDeleteAlrighty then. That would explain it.
ReplyDeleteThank God!
Seriously.
ReplyDeleteWhat's got your muse jumping?
I like it when you've got your write on--
ReplyDeleteMuse jumping? Me? Hmn, I dunno - so far as I know, I'm just babbling as per usual.
ReplyDeleteMaybe all the BS about moving.
Isn't it nice to see such honesty and openess in a father-daughter relationship?
ReplyDeleteI think it's Etcher's Muse who's been "chasing the dragon" actually.