The Pizza Hut commercials featuring Jessica Simpson and Miss Piggy got me thinking.....My testosterone-steeped mammalian brain did the same old computation it performs a thousand times per day - if you could date one of two women, which one? It doesn't take a supercomputer to calculate this one - hell, an abacus has plenty of computing power.
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Comparison:
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Miss Piggy - Muppet
Jessica Simpson - Strumpet
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Miss Piggy - Diva
Jessica Simpson - Diva
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Miss Piggy - Mostly Artificial Parts
Jessica Simpson - Ditto
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Miss Piggy - Intimately friendly with the great Frank Oz
Jessica Simpson - The Wizard of who?
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Miss Piggy - Enduring (if violent) love and commitment for Kermie across nearly 25 years
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Miss Piggy - Muppet
Jessica Simpson - Strumpet
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Miss Piggy - Diva
Jessica Simpson - Diva
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Miss Piggy - Mostly Artificial Parts
Jessica Simpson - Ditto
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Miss Piggy - Intimately friendly with the great Frank Oz
Jessica Simpson - The Wizard of who?
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Miss Piggy - Enduring (if violent) love and commitment for Kermie across nearly 25 years
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Jessica Simpson - Divorced 9 times.
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In the end, you have to judge women by the men they love.
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In the end, you have to judge women by the men they love.
Please tell me you opted for Ms. P...
ReplyDeleteAmy
The "mostly artificial parts" comparison isn't all that fair. Jessica isn't surgically enhanced. Just ask her dad; he loves nothing more than to talk about his daughter's breasts. No, that's not creepy at all Mr. Simpson.
ReplyDeleteAmy - of course I opted for Miss Piggy!
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