Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Cooking with Mike

I've been hooked on these sandwiches for a couple of months now - I tell you what, they're the damn tastiest frozen-microwavable breakfast sandwich you will encounter in this life.

Get thee to the grocery, and hook yourself up with at least four boxes. (They're 2 to a box) You'll save yourself a trip back to the store if you buy four boxes. I'm just thinking about your fuel economy here - You'll thank me.

Step 1: Acquire Jimmy Dean Muffin Sandwich - Bacon, Egg and Cheese variety.

Step 2: Separate sandwich into its component parts - everything as a single layer.

Step 3: Microwave all parts for 2.5 minutes on 'Defrost' setting.

Step 4: Microwave the egg only on High for 20 seconds.
(This is the secret step they don't tell you on the box)

Step 5: Assemble sandwich and microwave for 1 minute.

Step 6: Let stand for 30 seconds.

Step 7: Devour.

Note: About every tenth box or so, you'll encounter a sandwich with two or three times the normal bacon - A blessed plethora of bacon goodness! Rejoice, and consider yourself smiled upon for that day. That would be a good day to buy a lottery ticket.

5 comments:

  1. The secret step MUST be followed. Why they don't tell the public is beyond me. They'd sell even more, increase their bottom line, make their shareholders happy, etc.

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  2. sounds like a real heart stopper!

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  3. Why aren't you dead?

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  4. Why am I not dead... I only eat one per day.

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