I've been hooked on these sandwiches for a couple of months now - I tell you what, they're the damn tastiest frozen-microwavable breakfast sandwich you will encounter in this life.
Get thee to the grocery, and hook yourself up with at least four boxes. (They're 2 to a box) You'll save yourself a trip back to the store if you buy four boxes. I'm just thinking about your fuel economy here - You'll thank me.
Step 1: Acquire Jimmy Dean Muffin Sandwich - Bacon, Egg and Cheese variety.
Step 2: Separate sandwich into its component parts - everything as a single layer.
Step 3: Microwave all parts for 2.5 minutes on 'Defrost' setting.
Step 4: Microwave the egg only on High for 20 seconds.
(This is the secret step they don't tell you on the box)
Step 5: Assemble sandwich and microwave for 1 minute.
Step 6: Let stand for 30 seconds.
Step 7: Devour.
Note: About every tenth box or so, you'll encounter a sandwich with two or three times the normal bacon - A blessed plethora of bacon goodness! Rejoice, and consider yourself smiled upon for that day. That would be a good day to buy a lottery ticket.
The secret step MUST be followed. Why they don't tell the public is beyond me. They'd sell even more, increase their bottom line, make their shareholders happy, etc.
ReplyDeletesounds like a real heart stopper!
ReplyDeleteMmmm.
ReplyDeleteWhy aren't you dead?
ReplyDeleteWhy am I not dead... I only eat one per day.
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