Thursday, April 06, 2006

What Would Hey-Soos Do?

So let's say you're out on a first date.

It's going swimmingly. Amazingly amazing. This person is smart, funny, attractive, and they really 'get' you - which is ever so rare. You're both clickin like those little clicky camping firestarter tools.

Each of you are fully and justifiably expecting some late night lovin immediately after the restaurant. Also, you've decided to Propose right after breakfast.

You both finish the best meal you've ever had, the funniest waiter you've ever had, following the best dinner conversation you've ever had, and head out to the car.

The parking lot is nearly empty. Your date is the one driving - and as you approach the passenger door of their brand new Jaguar, you see a horrible sight - the entire right side of their car has a huge scrape on it. Right down to the bare metal.

There was no sign of such damage just an hour before. Your date has not noticed it, and is inside the car, waiting for you.

What do you do?

4 comments:

  1. Ignore it, get in the car, make sure she doesn't see it.

    Then, the next morning, say:

    "Hey, look what some idiot's done to your car! I know a good body-shop. Tsk, tsk."

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  2. Totally ignore it!

    And on to the lov'in!

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  3. Just a wacky thought that occurred to me, that's all.

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