Friday, September 02, 2005

Observations

In foot traffic, naked people have the right of way.

People rarely use the word 'onus' in a conversation, and when they do it sounds odd.

Water almost never tastes like nothing.

The letter 'a' can act as a (casual) contraction. You can say - "it's going to be hard..." and - "it's gonna be hard..." But not "it's going be hard..."

3 comments:

  1. I think the onus is on you to prove that water doesn't taste like nothing, and naked people have the right of way.

    Take you time, proving this is going be hard.

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  2. Naked people will invariably stop traffic...water tastes like water, nothing tastes like nothing and the grammar bit is completely lost on me.

    Oh, the onus bit. Only snotty intellectuals would use it - and I don't like being in casual conversation with them either...

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  3. I'll step aside for neaked people anytime. I wouldn't want somebody's onus to touch me accidentally.

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