If I was a Warrior of Old, and my clan and I went to war, my battle-cry would have to be: "Cookies and Milk for Dinner!!"
Says a lot about my waistline, right?
Says a lot about my battle tactics too, which would largely consist of tucking myself into a ball and rolling down a hill onto the enemy.
What would your battle-cry be?
If I'd have been a viking warrior, I'd have done a Nobby Nobbes.
ReplyDeleteBasically, I'd keep switching clothes with dead guys on whatever side was winning at the time.
This would serve two purposes:
1) I'd always be on the winning side.
2) The generals would get an accurate description of how the battle was going by what uniform I was in.
Am I on drugs or has this posted appeared and disappeared multiple times in the past week or so?
ReplyDeleteYou're completely crazy CK. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteThat's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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ReplyDeletePumkin Spice donuts. I've gained 4 lbs since starting the paxil & it's starting to show. Six weeks of gym work are now on the menu.
I hear Valhalla has a gym made of pumkin spice donuts and mocha fountains . . .
Warriors don't have waist lines.
Pumpkin Spice donuts are heavenly!
ReplyDeleteSigh.
"I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance--argg!"
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