I've decided to quit my job and become a stand-up comedian for kids.
I'll do parties. Barmitzvah. Quinceañera.
Jokes won't even need to be very well written - "Poop" and "Boogers" will be gems of comedy gold.
"Take my teacher. Please."
"So we were at recess, and we double-dared Billy to fill his thermos with cooties and..."
I'll have to hire a few people to count all that money.
I'll do parties. Barmitzvah. Quinceañera.
Jokes won't even need to be very well written - "Poop" and "Boogers" will be gems of comedy gold.
"Take my teacher. Please."
"So we were at recess, and we double-dared Billy to fill his thermos with cooties and..."
I'll have to hire a few people to count all that money.
You're living the American Dream, my friend.
ReplyDeleteYeah- Children, especially boys are way easy to entertain. Just say those exact words- booger, poop,- make up words like dinklefarker and snigglefriggate. And if you can make fart noises with your underarm or sneakers- you are a millionaire for sure!!
ReplyDeleteSigh.....Can you tell I have two sons and THREE Grandsons???
Do you understand WHY I want a Granddaughter so badly?
huh huh...'poop'.
ReplyDeletesounds like you are ready for fatherhood . . . . :-)
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