5:00am: Making breakfast. In the dark. Sleepy.
5:15am: Serve breakfast. In the mostly dark.
5:30am: Clear breakfast dishes. Still dark. (Still sleepy)
5:32am: Discover plastic magnet. Plastic that clings to other plastic like a magnet. This is amazing! This invention might just be worth a bit of cash, a medal or two, and a trophy wench or three.
5:33am: Call Stephen Hawking and Bill Nye to gloat. (They were the only scientists conveniently on my speed-dial).
5:34am: Oops, it was just sticky with syrup. My bad.
5:15am: Serve breakfast. In the mostly dark.
5:30am: Clear breakfast dishes. Still dark. (Still sleepy)
5:32am: Discover plastic magnet. Plastic that clings to other plastic like a magnet. This is amazing! This invention might just be worth a bit of cash, a medal or two, and a trophy wench or three.
5:33am: Call Stephen Hawking and Bill Nye to gloat. (They were the only scientists conveniently on my speed-dial).
5:34am: Oops, it was just sticky with syrup. My bad.
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::>sigh<::
ReplyDeleteThanks for that. :-)
Damn, magnetic plastic, that WOULD have been a good invention.
ReplyDeleteI bet Bill Nye has a really funky answering machine message.
"Hello, this is Bill Nye. I'm sticky with possibility at the moment, so I can't come to the phone. Leave a message after the beep."
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