Overheard at the Sears Eye Care Center:
Guy: "It's awful. She was diagnosed with Immaculate Degeneration."
Girl: "Diagnosed with what now?"
Guy: "Uh, Immaculate..."
Girl: "Could it be macular?"
Guy: "Whatever."
Girl: "Your way makes me think of a dead nun or a virgin with leprosy."
Guy: "Whatever. She has some vision problems, OK?"
Guy: "It's awful. She was diagnosed with Immaculate Degeneration."
Girl: "Diagnosed with what now?"
Guy: "Uh, Immaculate..."
Girl: "Could it be macular?"
Guy: "Whatever."
Girl: "Your way makes me think of a dead nun or a virgin with leprosy."
Guy: "Whatever. She has some vision problems, OK?"
As a recovering Catholic, I seem to remember having to celebrate the Feast of the Immaculate Degeneration. Frozen peeled grapes are served cause if you close your eyes and touch 'em they feel like eyeballs.
ReplyDeleteImmaculate Degeneration is what they call it when your vision of the Virgin Mary is sort of blurry.
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