Breakfast at a local home cookin restaurant...
Her: What's wrong?
Him: I'm not sure. This sausage... There's something weird about it.
Her: Is it spoiled?
Him: No, it's just...different. Here, taste this.
Her: That's OK, really.
Him: Come on, it's not bad, I'm just trying to figure out what the flavor is.
Her: (Tastes the sausage) Hm!
Him: What?
Her: I think that's real meat.
Her: What's wrong?
Him: I'm not sure. This sausage... There's something weird about it.
Her: Is it spoiled?
Him: No, it's just...different. Here, taste this.
Her: That's OK, really.
Him: Come on, it's not bad, I'm just trying to figure out what the flavor is.
Her: (Tastes the sausage) Hm!
Him: What?
Her: I think that's real meat.
Mmmm... real meat.
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