Thursday, March 22, 2007

Actual Job Postings

Performing physical activities that require considerable use of your arms and legs and occasionally moving your whole body repeatedly, such as walking and balancing.

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ENVIRONMENTAL JOB REQUIREMENTS: Located in a comfortable indoor area. Any unpleasant conditions would be infrequent and not objectionable.

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Oversee a lurker function to monitor Internet chat and blog sites frequented by SVO owners and other timeshare owners.

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provides synthesized reports to appropriate stakeholders

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We are looking for TELEPHONE SALES REPs who: Can take their job seriously, but laugh at themselves, and Love to have Fun

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Needed: Hiring Stylist

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Mills on Wheels and Senior Dining Centers

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Professional appearance and phone presents required
includes tetanus shot bonus if qualified

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1 comment:

  1. 'Hiring Stylist' would be fun, if you could do an Edna Mode voice...

    Interviewer: Congratulations, Mr X, you've got the job. When can you start?

    Mr X: Um, tomorrow?

    Hiring Stylist: Not in those shoes, dahling! And that hair is all wrong! I want to see you with bangs and some highlights!

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