Thousands of people have sleep disorders - sleep apnea, sleepwalking, nightmares and even night terrors.
For a large monthly fee, EtchCo's SleepGuard can help!
You put the small SleepGuard console unit on your nightstand (connected to the phone line) and a tiny wireless heart monitor on your chest. Then you can go to sleep, secure in the notion that SleepGuard is watching over you - with a webcam, full stereo audio microphones, and a heart monitor!
Traveling? Feel uncomfortable in strange environments? Take SleepGuard with you! We'll keep a watchful eye on your slumber. Having a one-night stand and worried that he/she might be a psycho killer? SleepGuard is your chaperon!
Are you concerned about the little ones getting up in the night? SleepGuard can watch over them as you get a good night's sleep!
Worried about rude awakenings? Ghosts? Alien abductions? SleepGuard has your back!
The SleepGuard console can even play your own heartbeat at audible levels! It also has a digital alarm clock built right in!
If you start to sleepwalk or have a nightmare, a gentle tone from the nightstand unit wakes you up! SleepGuard is also great for morning wake-up calls and reminders!
For a large monthly fee, EtchCo's SleepGuard can help!
You put the small SleepGuard console unit on your nightstand (connected to the phone line) and a tiny wireless heart monitor on your chest. Then you can go to sleep, secure in the notion that SleepGuard is watching over you - with a webcam, full stereo audio microphones, and a heart monitor!
Traveling? Feel uncomfortable in strange environments? Take SleepGuard with you! We'll keep a watchful eye on your slumber. Having a one-night stand and worried that he/she might be a psycho killer? SleepGuard is your chaperon!
Are you concerned about the little ones getting up in the night? SleepGuard can watch over them as you get a good night's sleep!
Worried about rude awakenings? Ghosts? Alien abductions? SleepGuard has your back!
The SleepGuard console can even play your own heartbeat at audible levels! It also has a digital alarm clock built right in!
If you start to sleepwalk or have a nightmare, a gentle tone from the nightstand unit wakes you up! SleepGuard is also great for morning wake-up calls and reminders!
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So, if you are talking about using this if you are having a one night stand and it comes with a webcam and stereo audio microphones, it sounds like you might be (intentionally or accidentally) marketing to a different demographic than the "concerned sleeper."
ReplyDeleteWell there's always the PrivacyCozy - just $19.99!
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