Thursday, March 15, 2007

Does anyone actually click on these?

Are you ready for an AMAZING job opportunity?

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5 comments:

  1. Yeah, sorry about the loop - I wanted to have the mouseover text pop up, but didn't have anywhere else to link to.

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  2. Ah but it it a loop, or a synergistic, pro-active, globally integrated example of the sheer synergy of this globally proactive company?

    I saw one of these recently, all I had to do was pay them $5000 dollars, give them the deed to my car and house...and I can earn 50k a month working only 3.7 seconds a week.

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  3. I operate by this rule of thumb - if they don't tell you what the job title is within the first 6 words, they're not worth your time.

    Go on to the next one.

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  4. Ha! Damn my unreadable subtexts--I thought the loop was cute and intentional (quite appropriate for this post, actually).

    "Damn loop" was meant to signify that I had tried clicking on the scam of the Fortune 500 because I was indeed that desperate to escape my present occupation (or that I'm a numb head who obeys the "Click here" rule without thought or hesitation).

    What? You didn't get that from two words? Thrp!

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