Wednesday, December 28, 2005

How to Microwave a Burrito

1. Wrap frozen burrito in paper towels.
2. Microwave on high 1 minute.
3. Flip the burrito upside down.
4. Microwave on high 1 minute.
5. Repeat steps 2, 3, 4 until burrito begins to hemorrhage its contents.

Enjoy!

5 comments:

  1. Is that what you had for lunch today? Someone should fix you a homecooked meal, then you can have leftovers for lunch the next day and be the envy of your co-workers.

    Or you could make your own of course. Complete with fresh-baked bread.

    That sounds like a better plan actually.

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  2. ummm, I'd try that, but knowing my luck, the paper towels would catch fire.

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  3. what did vicarious have for lunch today? wish she had a beau to take her out for microwavable burritos . . .

    and hey, didn't you post this before? is this a repeat? you cheating me?

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  4. No repeat - It's new! I wouldn't inflict repeats on my readers!

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  5. You had me at burrito.

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