Friday, December 16, 2005

What If...

What if cars were alive, and had feelings?

What if the steering wheel was their erogenous zone?

6 comments:

  1. If erogenous zones were that easy, nothing would ever get done.

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  2. anyway, my Neon would be pissed. My FIL wrapped a lizard-decorated steering wheel cover around it as a gift one evening . . . it has been touched without that condom for monthes . . .

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  3. haha - I think it's the radio controls for my car.

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  4. Wait...you're saying it isn't?

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  5. Given that there's no way that two cars can touch each other without breaking something, you'd have one hell of a lot of frustrated cars.

    And I can't believe no one's made the "carnal knowledge" joke yet. Sheesh people.

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  6. Hey! Cars? Erogenous zones?

    CAR-nal knowledge.

    Hur, hur...

    Geddit?

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