ring-ring!
"Hello?"
"Hi this is Frank with Brinks Home Security. So... What are you wearing?"
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ring-ring!
"Hello?"
"Hi this is Frank with Brinks Home Security. I think there's a fire in the master bedroom, my sensors are off the scale and - wait, that's just you."
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ring-ring!
"Hello?"
"Hi this is Frank with Brinks Home Security. Could you windex the camera lens in the bedroom?"
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ring-ring!
"Hello?"
"Hi this is Frank with Brinks Home Security. How about you go put on the that blue teddy, with the lace? I love that one."
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ring-ring!
"Frank, Honey I love you but it's getting late. Aren't there some emergencies you could save people from? Oh and pick up some milk on your way home, will you?"
"Hello?"
"Hi this is Frank with Brinks Home Security. So... What are you wearing?"
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ring-ring!
"Hello?"
"Hi this is Frank with Brinks Home Security. I think there's a fire in the master bedroom, my sensors are off the scale and - wait, that's just you."
~~~~~~~~~~
ring-ring!
"Hello?"
"Hi this is Frank with Brinks Home Security. Could you windex the camera lens in the bedroom?"
~~~~~~~~~~
ring-ring!
"Hello?"
"Hi this is Frank with Brinks Home Security. How about you go put on the that blue teddy, with the lace? I love that one."
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ring-ring!
"Frank, Honey I love you but it's getting late. Aren't there some emergencies you could save people from? Oh and pick up some milk on your way home, will you?"
Oh Frank, you're incorrigible.
ReplyDeletethis is weird.
ReplyDeleteJeez, that's blown any chance she had of having a fancy man. But I bet Frank might like it if she got herself a fancy woman.
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