Gotcha!

In software testing, there is a list of tests called "Gotchas".

The items in a Gotcha test are a result of mistakes made in the past - when previous projects would be submitted for final approval, fatal flaws would be discovered at the last moment. This would likely cause a delay, costing thousands of dollars.

"Gotcha!"

I've decided to start my own list of Gotchas, based on life experience instead of software.

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Gotchas:

Never trust any girl named after a spice.

The rhythm is gonna getcha.

Bring a cushion.

Never play keep-away under water.

Chew your food.

There is such a thing as too much softener.

Even the cutest monkey is probably a biter.

Never bathe angry.

Always read the directions, even if you decide to ignore them.

If you can afford a book or a meal, buy the book.

Slow down on the curves.

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All right, everyone - feel free to chime in with some Gotchas of your own. We'll all benefit from our hard-learned lessons.