Our lovely, adorable, very-well-behaved cat, who is spayed, has had her Rabies shot and a number of other vaccinations...
...Is in heat.
Oh the yowling.
Oh the caterwaling.
This makes me worry about that little bite she gave me last week. If she wasn't spayed, then did she ever have that Rabies shot? If I start foaming at the mouth and making even less sense than usual, you'll know why.
To diagnose her condition, we looked up her behavior online, (since this is our first cat and we know almost nothing about them). Yep, she's in heat all right. With the plethora of pet accessories out there, I have to wonder if there's a boy cat robot out there that could satisfy her, if just for a few minutes...
1) When your female cat presents and wiggles her booty,
2) Place the BoyCatBot3000 against the base of her tail.
3) The BoyCatBot3000's motion sensors and gyros will automatically engage,
4) The LovePiston (at 15PSI) will do the rest.
Repeat as necessary.
Take her back and fast. She will start spraying and getting that smell out is darn near impossible. Make sure they fix her properly this time!
ReplyDeletePoor Kitty and poor you guys.
LOL- and that little nip she gave you last week was a mating bite. cats BITE when they are in the act. It's her version of GIMME.
ReplyDeleteYeah- the smell of spraying IS impossible to get out- no matter what miracle sprays they come up with. Believe me. I know. Take her back and tell them "REDO!!!!!!"
Then take her home and baby her for a while. She WILL milk it for everything she can get out of it.
She's a CAT after all.
Good luck!
Eew... LovePiston.
ReplyDeleteI just gotta give you props for the Rocky Horror Picture Show reference.
ReplyDeleteAs for the cat, apparently a moistened q-tip can calm them down...although I've never had the nerve to try it.
Do vets secretly address these situations just like the medical profession did for the Victorian migrains?
ReplyDeleteAnd yep--mating bite. So you could . . .
moistened q-tip? seriously?! ew! people are freaks.