I was searching online for the closest gym to the new apartment - we live near a commercial area and I hoped I might even be able to walk just a few blocks to a gym.
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My search came up with this. I'm not making this up, it's real.
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My search came up with this. I'm not making this up, it's real.
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.I don't know that I would be comfortable there with my cheap, unblessed bottle of tap water...
That would be a tough one. Where do people come up with these things????
ReplyDeleteI've seen gyms like that before--trying to justify the focus on the body rather than mind/spirit . . .
ReplyDeleteHey, does bottled tap water have floride?
Aww yea, Body of Christ, baby!
ReplyDeleteWe have one of those less than a mile from our house- only the name of it is KING'S GYM. Christian based and it's a nightmare to go in there. It's like all scripture-all the time. I jave nothing against religion- but these people are over-the-top Jesus freaks.
ReplyDeleteI only went there twice. i figured maybe it was a fluke that everything was so reverent the first time I went- the second time I figured it out.
On the upside- at least it's not the "Barbie & Ken" Gym that GOLD'S is.
Pumpin' iron for the Lord!
ReplyDeleteJesus says : Only those with buns of steel and washboard abs get into heaven.
Judging from the main screen, only people who feature in clip art are allowed in.
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