Thursday, October 13, 2005

Clarifications

To the girl at the gym who thought I was checking out her cleavage - no, it was your iPod Nano that held my rapt gaze. Because let's face it, I've seen breasts before.

If you think you're getting the last bagel... Mister, you're dreaming.

To that guy at the restaurant all those years ago, who thought I spit on your food - I did not. But I did take a bite of your chicken.

I'm not a doctor, nor do I play one on TV.

To the girl who got on the elevator at the third floor, no that wasn't me - it smelled like broccoli farts when I got here.

9 comments:

  1. Clarification is good.

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  2. Har har har.

    Brocolli farts.

    Hello Mike, thanks for dropping by and linking me. I've reciprocated. It's not like marriage or anything, but it's nice all the same.

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  3. that's what i said!

    our culture has to stop creating the expectation that men are pigs--that boob watching is a normalized activity!

    I mean get real!

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  4. BTW:

    do you know where you are?
    your at the Etcher baby
    we got tragedy...

    Welcome to the Etcher
    He's got fun 'n' games
    He's got everything you want
    Honey he knows all the names
    He is the blogger that can find
    Whatever you may need
    If you got the money honey
    He's got your disease

    At the Etcher!
    Welcome to the Etcher
    Watch it bring you to your shun na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na, knees, knees
    He will watch you bleed

    I say!

    Welcome to the Etcher
    He takes it day by day
    If you want it you're gonna bleed
    But it's the price you pay
    And you're a very sexy blogger
    VERY hard to please
    You can taste the bright lights
    But you won't get them for free
    At the Etcher
    Welcome to the Etcher
    Feel his, erm, serpentine
    He wansta hear you scream


    Welcome to the Etcher
    It gets worse here everyday
    Ya learn ta live like an animal
    At the Etcher where we play
    If you got a hunger for what you see
    You'll take it eventually
    You can have anything you want
    But you better not take it from the Etcher


    And when you're high you never
    Ever want to come down, so down, sucked down, so down YEAH!!!!!


    You know where you are
    You're at the Etcher baby
    You're gonna die
    At the Etcher
    Welcome to the Etcher
    Watch it bring you to your shun,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na, knees,
    At the Etcher
    Welcome to the Etcher
    Feel his, erm, yeah, serpentine

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  5. Ha ha ha ha!!! Great one! Much better than 'Shaft'!

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  6. no way! you're beautiful!

    i just couldn't figure it out . . . see, i've lived in a hole all of my life . . .

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  7. I wish someone would write a clever parody of and early 90's Rock/metal hit for me :-(

    I guess I'm just not that popular.

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  8. Whatever, dude, that bagel's mine.

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