To the girl at the gym who thought I was checking out her cleavage - no, it was your iPod Nano that held my rapt gaze. Because let's face it, I've seen breasts before.
If you think you're getting the last bagel... Mister, you're dreaming.
To that guy at the restaurant all those years ago, who thought I spit on your food - I did not. But I did take a bite of your chicken.
I'm not a doctor, nor do I play one on TV.
To the girl who got on the elevator at the third floor, no that wasn't me - it smelled like broccoli farts when I got here.
If you think you're getting the last bagel... Mister, you're dreaming.
To that guy at the restaurant all those years ago, who thought I spit on your food - I did not. But I did take a bite of your chicken.
I'm not a doctor, nor do I play one on TV.
To the girl who got on the elevator at the third floor, no that wasn't me - it smelled like broccoli farts when I got here.
Clarification is good.
ReplyDeleteHar har har.
ReplyDeleteBrocolli farts.
Hello Mike, thanks for dropping by and linking me. I've reciprocated. It's not like marriage or anything, but it's nice all the same.
that's what i said!
ReplyDeleteour culture has to stop creating the expectation that men are pigs--that boob watching is a normalized activity!
I mean get real!
it was the iPod
ReplyDeleteBTW:
ReplyDeletedo you know where you are?
your at the Etcher baby
we got tragedy...
Welcome to the Etcher
He's got fun 'n' games
He's got everything you want
Honey he knows all the names
He is the blogger that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money honey
He's got your disease
At the Etcher!
Welcome to the Etcher
Watch it bring you to your shun na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na, knees, knees
He will watch you bleed
I say!
Welcome to the Etcher
He takes it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy blogger
VERY hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
At the Etcher
Welcome to the Etcher
Feel his, erm, serpentine
He wansta hear you scream
Welcome to the Etcher
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
At the Etcher where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from the Etcher
And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, so down, sucked down, so down YEAH!!!!!
You know where you are
You're at the Etcher baby
You're gonna die
At the Etcher
Welcome to the Etcher
Watch it bring you to your shun,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na, knees,
At the Etcher
Welcome to the Etcher
Feel his, erm, yeah, serpentine
Ha ha ha ha!!! Great one! Much better than 'Shaft'!
ReplyDeleteno way! you're beautiful!
ReplyDeletei just couldn't figure it out . . . see, i've lived in a hole all of my life . . .
I wish someone would write a clever parody of and early 90's Rock/metal hit for me :-(
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm just not that popular.
Whatever, dude, that bagel's mine.
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