"Excuse me, but you smell fruitalicious!..What fragrance are you wearing?"
"I've heard people decide if someone they've met is sexually attractive within three seconds of meeting them... "..WINK
"That soup smells amazing, can I have just a tiny sip?..Just pour some in my coffee cup, here let me chug this first...Are those breadsticks?"
"I knew you'd wear red today!..It took me three months, but I cracked it - you wear the nanometer-calibrated wavelength color based on the square root of the day of the month!..Marry me, we'll have a prime number of children."
"I've heard people decide if someone they've met is sexually attractive within three seconds of meeting them... "..WINK
"That soup smells amazing, can I have just a tiny sip?..Just pour some in my coffee cup, here let me chug this first...Are those breadsticks?"
"I knew you'd wear red today!..It took me three months, but I cracked it - you wear the nanometer-calibrated wavelength color based on the square root of the day of the month!..Marry me, we'll have a prime number of children."
LOL-
ReplyDeleteThings I HAVE said with a big smile in an elevator-
"I LOVE that cologne or after shave you're wearing! Mind if I ask what it is??"
(Yes- it led to a date)
"You look SO familiar- I just KNOW we have met before and can't imagine why I don't remember where."
(Yes it led to a date)
"I swear- that pizza smells so good- is it from that new place? Yes? Well, so much for my quiche Lorraine from the cafeteria."
(Yes it led to a date- and an invitation to share the pizza for lunch.)
"I just KNEW you would wear that tie today- you always wear that tie when you have a big meeting with the higher-ups. Is it your lucky tie, perhaps?"
(Yes, this led to a date.)
I don't talk in elevators anymore.
It leads to many fun dates- but that's about all.
I'm SO glad Paulius and I didn't meet on an elevator.
;-)
Ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteYou're encouraging my belief that all Southern Women are irresistible charmers.
I know my Southern Woman is!
Also, your comment is much funnier than my post. I might just have to delete the post and keep your comment instead!
LOL- don't do that- I especially liked the Soup & Breadsticks comment, however, if some guy gave me that line about the 3 second sexual attractive rule- I would have to try and hide a snicker!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to hear you haven't said any of these in an elevator.
Oh- and thank you. Charm (otherwise known as Flirting) 101 isn't actually taught in finishing school as a"subject" per se- but you still learn how if you're a TRUE Southern Girl.
There is a HUGE difference in flirting and just being slutty, too(something that ALOT of girls coming up now can't differentiate between-unfortunately).
Does "C" have a GRITS cap, btw?
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Y'all come back now, heah?
;-)
But I betcha you think them all the time!
ReplyDeleteI almost never read titles!
ReplyDeleteSo, I though--"Huh? This is amazing--freaky weird interesting shit."
I thought you had connected with your inner mojo . . . then I read sunny. I was a bit disappointed to see it all made _sense_ . . .
Ok, sweetie, you're never, ever, ever riding in an elevator again, unless accompanied by me and a baseball bat.
ReplyDeletegotta read the titles, SQ! They're important.
ReplyDeleteHELP!
ReplyDeleteDid you see what happened to my old addy??!
I didn't think anyone would find/use it--WTF?
Get back to me ASAP--I'm freak'in.
Hello?! You haven't gotten back with me yet . . .
ReplyDeleteOh, I have to teach between 11-1pm--will try to check back.
ReplyDeleteYou could post a comment asking them nicely to release your address - but other than that, you're probably screwed.
ReplyDeleteFor future reference, you'll want to keep a blog until you're sure you're absolutely done with it, even if it's hidden from everyone.
Going forward, instead of just changing the url, add on a new one. Hide the old one, and use the new one. Once you free up the url, it's free game.
On a positive note, it looks like they're moving to 'typepad', in which case you might just wait and reclaim the url. Just try every day to create a blog with the squirrleymojo.blogspot.com address until you are successful.
You might not want to let the person who has it now that you very much want it back, they're more likely to abandon it if no one wants it.
Thank you for getting back with me so quickly--naturally, I understand all that you've said--but the guy took my "SquirrleyMojo" psydo, like he is pretending to be me.
ReplyDeleteIt's unnerving.
Business calls--I'll be back--
Excellent, I really like those. Yeah, soup and breadsticks.
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